Cool Names
- I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
- A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
- Unite against togetherness!
- Save a tree, eat a beaver
- What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
- Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
- Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
- Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
- Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
- Fire Fire ! Go Call Fire Dept.
- Cool Man ! But Dont Get Freeze
- Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
- If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
- No fear! (NAME) is here!
- I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
- Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
- If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
- I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
- The higher you are, the farther you fall
- By the time you read this, you've already read it
- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
- Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
- I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
- Dont steal, the government hates competition
- If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
FUNNY NAMES
- Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
- He's lookin so fine, he's gonna be mine
- I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
- Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
- I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
- I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
- I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
- I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
- If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
- The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
- I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
- Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
- If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
- A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!
- Trying is the first step towards failure
- Diamonds are a girls best friend
LOVE NAMES
- Love Is Like A Blue Sky With No Ends.
- Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.....so kiss me baby!! I'm vacinated!
- Call me anytime, I won't be home
- I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- Honk if you love (name), then drive your car into the nearest tree!
- I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
- Love is blind. I know, because you don't see me
- The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
- Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
- Do you belive in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
- I'm loved by some, hated by many, but wanted by many
- *ToUcH Me* *TeAsE Me* *cOmE On BaBY * pLeAsE Me*
- Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out!
- If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
- Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
- Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
- Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
- Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
- You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me
- Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Love is a slow poison
- Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in
- Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
- True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen
- Im falling for you ... please catch me
- Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
- Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
- I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
- Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..
SEXY NAMES
- Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
- Before we make love my sweetheart takes a pain killer
- Bisexuality doubles your chances...
- Sex And The City , Who Cares ?
- If a guy masterbates, can it be considered mass murder?
- It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom
- Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, N
- Sex with one person is great. Between six it's fantastic!
- Sex ! With My Hands
- ever Say Gudbyeee
- Having sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner
- ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
- Sex is just like hacking. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left nothing behind
- Software is like Sex. Its better when its free
- Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk
- I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over
- Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you
- Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
- Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming
- Support wild life - vote for an orgy!
- The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less
- I am always looking for meaningful one night stands
- If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all
- My wife/husband is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects
- Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house during a power failure
- I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
- Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one
- It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on
- If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand
- Anal Sex is bad... no ifs, ands, or buts
- Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"
- The three stages of sex: Tri-weekly, try weekly, and try weakly
- Warning! Sex may lead to child support
- Can I offer you some sex in exchange for.... sex?